Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Funko Moderno Dialogue

Some dialogue from the Funko Moderno performance at the PI the other day.

Art: Long ago, there were croutons, but we wiped them out. The croutons have moved to a island which is pictured on my shirt. This island is just for croutons and for people with rare diseases. 

The island is called Abkeffk Jugsh. People go for special vacations on this island. Would you, Otis, tell us about the vacations people take on Abkeffk Jugsh?

Otis: On the island, you see carnival of jello which is floating - it looks kind of like another island, but it's not. It's all jello. So that's very fun. You can eat all you like.

Art: And there are certain very different animals that live off the jello. Matt can you tell us about the jello feeding animals?

Matt: The whirrel is a cross between a squirrel and a whale. That's the only one I can think of.

Art: Yes, that's a very big, very small animal. It's big at night and small in the day. Then every leap year then it reverses. And if it eats too much green jello then it's just medium size. And it eats nuts and boats and it has a spout and out of which comes kind of Kool-Aid that you don't drink. I guarantee you don't drink the Kool-Aid. Mr. Sklar, he drank the Kool-Aid and ended up in the hospital.

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